dajo42:

“i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me”

well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you

just-shower-thoughts:

Everyone thinks aliens will attack earth with no hesitation because that’s what we’ve done in the past when discovering new land

Genjo: What. Did you do?

Gojyo: Alright, but you can’t get mad at me…

Genjo: What. Did you do?

Gojyo: Okay, first, I was minding my own business–

Genjo: [slams hand on table] BULLSHIT!

Gojyo: I WAS!

beholdthemem:
“ doctorstarlord:
“ sixpenceee:
“  The picture was taken in the Mankwe Wildlife Reserve, South Africa, and shows worker Lynne McTavish grieving for a rhino on the reserve who had been tragically killed by poachers. Imgur user...

beholdthemem:

doctorstarlord:

sixpenceee:

The picture was taken in the Mankwe Wildlife Reserve, South Africa, and shows worker Lynne McTavish grieving for a rhino on the reserve who had been tragically killed by poachers. Imgur user Speldhurst, who shared this powerful photograph, said, “I have met this woman and her team and they sacrifice everything they have daily in the fight against poachers. I have seen them care for the very rhinos that are now dead; with hourly patrols, daily counts and countless checkups. Their selflessness and extraordinary kindness are like nothing else I’ve ever experienced in my entire life.” 

(Source)

If you think that poaching is ‘sport’ or that rhino horns can do anything for you, I despise you with every fibre of my being.

Fuck people who demand rhino horn for their new age medicine crap. You can take all the damn rhino horn in the world and YOUR DICK WILL STILL BE SMALL, YOU DISGUSTING HERPE. FUCK YOU WITH A CACTUS FOR KILLING AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL FOR SOMETHING SO STUPID.

methproblem:

rupsidaisy:

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case